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Freedom’s just another word


The cunning cons of party pols

By Courtney Haden

Two games that put the fun into Fun City are speed chess and three-card monte. Though some say New York City’s official recreations are kvetching and kvelling, the board game and the card game capture, I think, the essence of that great metropolis.

Chess is a game of supreme strategizing, in which success is dependent on one’s ability to think several moves ahead. Take away the luxury to deliberate, as the masters of speed chess demonstrate daily in Washington Square, and instinct becomes a crucial component in vanquishing one’s adversary.

Three-card monte, on the other hand, is a game of skill only for the person holding the cards. As widespread as the legend of this street con is, there’s always one mark who steps up to the table thinking he can beat the dealer.

Manhattan’s unique diversions have become America’s lately. The presidential race, still a human gestation away as of Super Fat Tuesday, has picked up incredible velocity thanks to the various media accompanying the contest, so that the daily engagements between the Democratic senators on one side and between rival wings of the Republican Party on the other comprise hourly confrontations.

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Primary considerations


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The time has come to pick a president

By Courtney Hayden

The phrase is, “like carrying coals to Newcastle.” Unless you’re an English miner, a Newcastle resident or both, you may not recognize it as a simile for superfluity. Newcastle-on-Tyne, you see, is famous for coal mining and exporting, so much so that as early as 1661, historian Thomas Fuller was writing, “To carry Coals to Newcastle… [is] to busy one’s self in a needless Imployment.”

Nowadays we use more modern syntax, such as, “like taking Mike Huckabee to Samford University.”

On the Baptist campus last Saturday, The Man Who Would Be Bubba found safe haven among thousands to express ideas outside the mainstream of contemporary Republican thought. He spoke with a longtime preacher’s ease of topics that make him anathema to Bush-Cheney acolytes: a national sales tax and putting faith into practice.

Noted is the irony of the GOP getting what it claimed it wished for, namely, an active Christian in contention for the presidential nomination. All those years Atwater and Rove sought to energize the base, they never meant for evangelicals to get that energized. The ‘Publicans were quite content to herd the holy into polling places to cast votes for candidates giving lip service to Bible values, but once the elections were over, the Christian Right went back to being marginalized.

The rise of Huckabee from Arkansan anonymity has given the GOP Establishment shivering fits, mainly because he is not beholden to them. He has shown disquieting willingness to forego Bush-Cheney talking points in favor of his own agenda, decidedly less billionaire-centric than the current Administration’s.
Huckabee offers shivers as well to those still inclined to think that church and state should be separated. The candidate believes, “It’s a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living God.” To that end, Huck would amend the Constitution “so it’s in God’s standards,” thus, presumably, making it possible to render unto Caesar and God at the same time.
Barring divine intervention, Huckabee will not win the GOP nomination. Even with the help of campaign pro Ed Rollins, he cannot outflank the cynicism of both Mitt Romney and John McCain, two pols clearly capable of saying and doing anything to cadge votes. However, in getting even this close, the preachin’ politician has crashed through the stained-glass ceiling. Perhaps next cycle Huckabee will head the slate for the Theocratic Party.

Another churchgoing candidate came to town last weekend, but he worked on the Sabbath. Barack Obama drew a crowd five times the size of Huckabee’s to Bartow Arena, plowing considerably different ground than his fellow Christian the day before. Mike Huckabee may have been born in Hope, but for many in the hall Sunday, Obama personified hope.

I eavesdropped Monday on a conversation between a young pundit and a radio host at Brown University to learn what might persuade African-Americans of the candidate’s viability. The pundit, a Birmingham native who uses the tag “Bronze In Alabama,” explained to the host that he was a former “Clinton acolyte” who believed in the couple’s service to American society. “However, when President Clinton began attacking Mr. Obama, implying that he is race-limited, he drove me from them,” the young man said.

“Bronze” was put off by Bill’s comparison of Obama’s chances with Jesse Jackson’s runs in the Eighties: “The implication was that any old Negro can win a primary in South Carolina.” He went on to suggest that such poisonous rhetoric endangered the Democratic Party alliance between Northeastern liberals and Southern blacks.

Though “Bronze” said he was taken by Obama’s unapologetically African-American bearing, he saw as well a literary allusion to a character in Ralph Ellison’s epic novel, Invisible Man, viewing Obama as a real-life Todd Clifton: “a real omni-American, an individual neither defined by race or education or any of these sorts of externalities, but an individual, as Dr. King said, defined by the content of his character.”

Amid the jumbled rhetoric preceding next week’s primaries, Barack Obama has used his considerable gifts to fashion a platform of hope on which to mount his campaign. It is powerful mojo; the stuff not of mere politicking but of statesmanship. The greatest of our presidents have used hope to channel deep American desires for transformation, the worst have taken hope in vain.

Much has been made of Senator Edward Kennedy’s somewhat unexpected endorsement of Obama — it had been thought he would remain neutral longer — but a more significant Kennedy endorsement appeared Sunday in The New York Times. In an op-ed piece entitled “A President Like My Father,” Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg drew a line of succession from JFK to BHO: “It isn’t that the other candidates are not experienced or knowledgeable. But this year, that may not be enough. We need a change in the leadership of this country — just as we did in 1960.”

Even after Tuesday’s voting the campaigns continue. Barack Obama will confront the truth that there can be no New Politics as long as there are Old Politicians. Even if he surmounts the doggedness of the Clintons’ machine, he faces a fall campaign potentially the most corrosive since Andrew Jackson’s time.

No matter who bears the Republican standard, Obama will be the target of special interests entrenched and empowered by the Bush-Cheney cabal, mighty money machines at home and abroad unwilling to accede to the scrutiny of open and transparent government. They cannot afford to be displaced, so whether through Swift Boats or crooked voting machines, playing the race card or the Tony Rezko card, they will use every means at their disposal to maintain Republican control of the unitary executive branch they have helped forge in the last seven years.

Should Barack Obama somehow triumph over those odds, all he has to do then is figure out how to govern what’s left of the nation. It is the luck of the oarsman: if you manage to run the rapids, you get to go over the waterfall…

Courtney Haden is a Birmingham Weekly columnist.

Photos by Jonathan Purvis.

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And Huckabee, too!


First Obama and now this. Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee will visit Birmingham this weekend. This Feb. 5 primary thing Alabama invented seems to be paying off.

And what do both candidates have in common?

Both won praise in a Mark Kelly column one week before they won the Iowa caucuses (but not much since then, though).

The once-Southern Baptist preacher will have the home-field advantage at Samford University Saturday afternoon. He will speak there at 4:30. The event is open to the public.

So far this campaign season, Huckabee has found a following among Christian conservatives turned off by some of the other candidates for various reasons.

Mitt Romney:
Mormon, governor of Massachusetts (the Kennedy state), used to be O.K. with abortion and gays.

John McCain: Radical conservative? No such thing.

Rudolph Giuliani:
Hates guns. Likes abortion, gays. Divorced and divorced again. Cross-dresses.

Fred Thompson: Quitter.

In contrast, Huckabee’s optimism could sell well, even among some liberals. He’s the kind of guy you’d like to have a beer with, if Baptists drank beer.

On the flip side …

Huckabee advocates the Fair Tax, which should be called the Screw the Poor and Turn America into Alabama Tax. In short, it’s a sales tax. On everything. Huckabee wants to replace the IRS with a national sales tax on goods and services. As Alabama has shown by example, basing your revenue on a sales tax impacts the poor the hardest and leaves the government incredibly vulnerable to recessions. Although, it would be funny to see what the Department of Defense would do under proration like Alabama schools.

Also, as Arkansas governor, Huckabee had a rocky, often bizarre relationship with the media.

Also, believes Genesis is the way it really happened, talking snakes and all.

Also, compares abortion to the Holocaust.

But back on the plus side, took control of his weight problem.

Finally, there’s this thing we found on the Internet. Funny, but NSFW.

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