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The midnight ride of Paul Revere

TEA PARTY EDITION

By Matt Hooper
It’s Independence Week; what better time to brush up on that most American of American stories: Paul Revere’s ride. Now, the way I always understood it, Paul Revere rode from Boston to near Lexington, warning Americans that the British troops were making their move. But then Tea Party historian Sarah Palin gave us a more authoritative account:
Literature

The wire

A WHIMSICAL CONVERSATION FROM THE EDGE OF REALITY

By Matt Hooper
(A hypothetical scenario that may or may not happen to any politico, local or otherwise. There’s no actual evidence that these conversations ever took place...but we sure hope they did.)
Music

The safety of a pitch-black mind

ELLIOT SMITH'S DEATH GIVES US A NEW LEASE ON LIFE

By Matt Hooper
I know what it is to be a broken man. Two years ago, I was at rock bottom. Woman problems, money problems, no job—my world was folding in on me.
News

The sadist in the sky

METEOROLOGIST DAVE NEAL AND THE MYSTERIOUS SCIENCE OF KILLER STORMS

By Matt Hooper
Thirteen minutes. That’s, on average, how much time you have to save your life once the weather service pulls the trigger on a tornado warning.
News

Tornado myths busted

A LITTLE SCIENCE AND COMMON SENSE SHATTER FOUR POPULAR TWISTERISMS

By Matt Hooper
Let me begin by saying this: I’m no meteorologist. Oh, I wanted to be one. Pined for it, actually.
News

Toeing the line

CONTEMPLATING THE WHY OF SUICIDE

By Matt Hooper
Chances are by now you’ve heard the story of Tyler Clementi. He’s the Rutgers University freshman who recently jumped off a bridge and died after the Internet’s oft-unseemly Klieg lights and a cruel roommate outed his sexual preference in humiliating fashion. Or perhaps you heard about Justin Aaberg, the 15-year-old boy who was bullied into hanging himself by kids who thought his sexual orientation was somehow their business.
Sports & Leisure

Bama wins, 2010 and amen

Part two of the college football season recap.

By Matt Hooper
First things first: Should Alabama's 2009 national championship be minimized by Colt McCoy's injury? Is it *gulp* ... tainted? The answer, of course, is no. But would you believe that five pe
Sports & Leisure

A parting shot: Kiffin spurns UT, takes USC job

Lane Kiffin proved his naysayers right Tuesday night, abandoning the Tennessee football program and jumping onto USC's sinking ship.

By Matt Hooper
Just when I thought I had penned a perfectly prudent goodbye column (by the way, I'm leaving Jan. 15), Lane Kiffin up and did something stupid. Again. I warned you, Tennessee fans. I warned you. To
Sports & Leisure

College Football Year in Review, Pt. I

Mark Mangino and Mike Leach found out the hard way that college football players are getting whiny...

By Matt Hooper
At the risk of infringing upon Vince Lombardi's estate, I have to ask... Just what the hell is going on out here? At what point did the 2009 college football season turn into a sensitivity train
Sports & Leisure

Pizza and steak: Bowl picks

Will Auburn beat Northwestern?

By Matt Hooper
It should be noted that while I am a proponent of a playoff system for major college football, I do enjoy watching bowl games. I try to watch all 34 of them; if not the whole game, then at least a qua