Christopher Davis meets Christopher Columbus

I know November and December aren’t here yet, and we aren’t even close to Halloween but allow me to say, HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

A Holiday Tale

HOW BIRMINGHAM SAVED CHRISTMAS

By Christopher Davis

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through Birmingham people wondered, how much would their stockings be crammed.

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Yuletide Downtown!

By Christopher Davis

Only a few more shopping days till Xmas! And please don’t be offended by my spelling of Christmas. Sometimes Christmas is spelled with an X.

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TYRA BANKS MUST BE STOPPED!

PRETTY ONLY GOES SO FAR

By Christopher Davis

First I must apologize for my strange unrelated outburst about Tyra Banks. I know it came out of nowhere. I normally write about things in Birmingham.

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Iron Heist!

WHILE GAMBLERS TRY TO COVER THE SPREAD, THE IRON BOWL IS THE PERFECT COVER

By Christopher Davis

Thanksgiving is finally upon us. Time to gather with friends and family to give thanks for what we have. Of course, don’t forget to think of others who have very little.

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Ruff & Ready

RUFFNER MOUNTAIN WANTS YOU TO GET ALL UP IN SOME OF THIS NATURE!

By Christopher Davis

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Of course it does stupid! You think just cause you’re not around, physics just stops working? You’re so full of yourself.

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MONOPOLY IS FOR BOARD GAMES

HOW I LEARNED TO LOVE BEING THE THIMBLE AND STOP WANTING TO BE THE CAR

By Christopher Davis

Unless you have Dish Network or Direct TV, you’re most likely a customer of two cable companies, Brighthouse Cable or Charter Cable. Charter is in the Hoover/ Vestavia area, or over the mountain if you will. I’m in Southside so that makes me a Brighthouse baby.

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYBODY! installment!

CANDY CORN IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON

By Christopher Davis

I know I’m starting early. It’s just the first week of November. And the first week is only five days long on the calendar. It’s practically still Halloween!

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Halloween Is For Lovers

CANDY CORN IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON

By Christopher Davis

All Hallows Eve is upon us. Or Halloween to you uncultured types. One thing I know about Birmingham, is that we know how to party it up for Halloween!

You’re Not So Special!

EMBRACE YOUR DIFFERENCES, DON’T EXPLOIT THEM.

By Christopher Davis

While regaling them with a tale of a horrible cavity I once had, I said that it was the worst pain in the world. Almost some skinny young actress on one of those terrible One Tree Melrose Gossip 90210 shows.