Hip-hop theatre revisited

Act 1, Scene 2 of a possible five-act play about the life and times of the Ol' Dirty Bastard

(NOTE: This is Act 1, Scene 2 of a possible five-act play about the life and times of the Ol’ Dirty Bastard. And while this is probably the last bit I’ll give you for free, feel free to create your ow

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Hip-hop theatre

Act 1, Scene 1 of a possible five-act play about the life and times of the Ol’ Dirty Bastard.

By J'Mel Davidson

(NOTE: This is Act 1, Scene 1 of a possible five-act play about the life and times of the Ol’ Dirty Bastard. Please perform it with your friends!) Act I [caption id

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Doom-Vessel 11, Holding Steady...

None of that matters now. Six days ago, we were told that earth would be destroyed.

By J'Mel Davidson

“This is the end of the world” I sold people property that didn’t really exist. I sold people on ides that could never work, but I was a hell of a salesman so people ate it all up. For years I did

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You don’t know half of this stuff!

Important knowledge from the mind of J’Mel

By J'Mel Davidson

When you’re a comic savant like me, sometimes it’s hard to get your point across to people whom either have never grasped the importance of popular culture as well as literally allusion, or are just t

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Little boys are dirty…DIRTY! 61 things that are always funny!

J'Mel's update (and comprehensive) list of things that are funny. All of them.

By J'Mel Davidson

A few years ago before I became your leader, I handed down a list of things that are always funny. Now as we draw closer to the end of the world, I give you... an updated version! Clean your plate, s

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What I hate and why (abridged)

Common ingredients that fuel my constant annoyance

By J'Mel Davidson

What: Text messaging Why: When I was first introduced to the world of text messaging, it annoyed me to no end. I saw people doing it constantly while I would just make a call, say what I had to say

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Horoscopes for the skeptic in you

By J'Mel Davidson

ARIES: There is a great possibility that you or someone you know will become a “cat lady.” Not the loveable and quirky kind of cat lady with lots of cat-themed calendars, figurines and hand-knit cat-h

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Legendary Black

By J'Mel Davidson

This time, it’s dark. I guess it’s nighttime but I can’t be sure. I remember that when I was younger, sometimes it would storm and the sky would be dark like midnight. They would line us up in the hal

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Tossed salad & scrambled yeggs

By J'Mel Davidson

World-renowned actor and all-around good guy Kelsey Grammer takes a moment out of his busy schedule each month to answer a letter from a reader like you! [caption id="attachment_2244" align="alig

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On Smoking

By J'Mel Davidson

I used to smoke. I started in my last year of high school. I didn’t start with cigarettes, though. I started with cigars. I’d stop at the convenience store on my way to the bus stop and pick up a pac